Who else wants to be a man?

Not really me, but I do think men reap many benefits Of which certainly wish I could partake. 

Here are some reasons I feel women could just want to be a man as a form of vacation:

1) do I need to state the obvious about standing to pee? You would not have to pull your pants down and sit. That seems like a luxury. Not to mention all the times it would come in handy--camping, when you just can't wait and you're in the middle of nowhere , etc.

2) I do not want to stereotype here, but in my home meals are cooked (usually ) and it takes all my free time just to clean up after mr. Hurricane. Gee, I really would LOVE a live-in maid myself, thank you!!

3) not having hips. Who knew that having hips was the cause of jeans that never stay flush to your skin when you sit!! Can I get an amen?

4) not needing a necklace, shoes, rings, earrings, bracelets to match every outfit you own and any future outfit you may buy,

5) so much less prep time--long hair? Nope! Makeup? Nope! Moisturizing ritual? Nope! So why do some men take so damn long to get ready.

6) unforeseen costs-- manis, pedis, haircuts/colour, hair products, appliances, etc!!! Cheaper to be a man

7) not worrying about a monthly visitor and dealing with her unwanted bullish!t for a few days! ( oh and another unforeseen cost!)

8) not ever having to worry about shoving a watermelon out of a pinhole if you catch my drift...

9) shaving, waxing, tweezing.

10) having to deal with a man cold from this side of the coin sucks. Where's our little bell when we are sick ?!? Lol

And that my friends, in short, is proof enough of why women are superior, why men superficially have it easier and why I want to go on vacation and be a man for a week. Only for a week though because being a woman rocks!! (Still) :)